Doctor Doctor jokes, football jokes, funny test answers included in these jokes!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later !
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop !
One day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on the sea monster and took him to the police station.
‘You should take him to the museum,’ said the policeman !
The next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with the monster on the leash.
‘I thought I told you to take him to the museum,’ said the policeman !
‘I did,’ said the boy, ‘and today I’m taking him to the cinema.’
A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. He took a can opener from his pocket, opened the can and drank to cola. The girl behind the counter asked why he didn’t use the ring pull to open the can and he replied !
‘Oh, I thought that was only for people that didn’t have a can opener with them !
A boy was given the question Is 68 an even number or an odd number? He answered Even. Below it said How do you know? He wrote Because I’m Smart.
Why did the football post end up as a triangle?
Because someone took a corner!
A kid was asked a question on a test that read To change centimetre to metre you…
His answer was Take out the Centi
On a test a question was asked Where was the Decrelation of Independence signed? The answer given was At the bottom.
|What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks !
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump !
|Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn’t chicken !