MAA Jokes

Published on Feb 22 2010 

 

1. Teacher: Can someone give me a sentence wih the word “archaic” in it?

Student: We cant have archaic and eat it too (Roll Over To Reveal)

 

2. What is smaller than an ant’s mouth?

Answer: What the ant eats !

 

3. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?

Answer: Silence !

 

4. Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?

Answer: In the dictionary !